So I figured it was time to embrace the 21st century and create a personal web site. Besides, my old Leonardo DiCaprio shrine from like the 8th grade wasn't getting the same hits it had back in its glory days. So scroll down and hit up one of the pages below. (OK, so I lied.....9th grade).
My plan is to continually update my site (primarily because of my severe lack of having a life), so if you ever have one of those moments where you go online all excitedly, and then completely blank about where to go, stop by, though I make no promises. Maybe nothing will have changed (does anything ever?), or maybe my site will have just devoured itself in its own self-important propoganda.
Coming Soon
Look out for the infamous, the scandolous, the too hot for TV "Wall of Shame," which will be going digital on yo ass.....watch out, or you might be the next inductee.
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I don't want anybody else,
when I think about her, I touch myself....
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